fuck prayer

As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.

I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.

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thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

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Prayer-fucked

When you can't get stuff done in a Muslim country because it's prayer time.

I was soo hungry for some Chilli's but got prayer-fucked so had to settle for ramen noodles.

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