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As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.
I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.
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Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
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When you can't get stuff done in a Muslim country because it's prayer time.
I was soo hungry for some Chilli's but got prayer-fucked so had to settle for ramen noodles.
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What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are now "The back snapping of a fucking prayer".