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what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex
I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.
A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!
My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)
A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.
"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"
1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.
“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.
“👌👈🎺”
A man's penis (instrument to be blown).
When I opened the door I walked in on my wife, shall we say, playing another man's fuck trumpet.
A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using
Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?