fuckatory

The small fragment in the brain that acts as a factory for the fucks people give.

Doctor: Sir after that crash, you ruptured your brains fuckatory system.

Fuckatory

Similar to being in purgatory but used in a corporate environment. Caught in between doing what is right and doing what is right for the person above you.

Currently, I am caught in “Fuckatory”. I am trying to do what is best for my employees by notifying HR immediately, but it seems as though my boss believes I am undermining her. I am getting e’F’d at all angles.