Traditional English breakfast consisting of: fried eggs, bacon, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, fried bread and baked beans (optional).
Usually served with tea/coffee or pure orange juice.
Nothing like a good ol' Full English
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The beautiful occasion wherein you recieve oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same evening. Based off of the colloquial term for "Full English Breakfast".
Guy 1 "Hey man, how did your date with Stacy go last night?"
Guy 2 "Better than expected; I took her to Denny's for a Grand Slam and ended up getting a 'Full English'!"
*High Five*
*Air Guitar*
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I took the girl home last night, she had a full english and now I keep finding hairs in my teeth
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The term given to receiving a 'Hot Lunch' first thing in the morning. See Hot Lunch.
I woke up and gave that bitch a full english
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Certain sexual procedure only found in obscene circles. It involves getting a girl (or a guy i guess) getting them to open their mouth fully and then clingfilming the top. You then procede to poke the cling film in a little. Followed by turding on the clingfilm. You then follow up with ejaculating on the turd, and finally poking the "full english" into her/his mouth
Jesus, that bird just ate a full english, she is my kind of girl!
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the most disguting breakfast ever, as served in greasey spoons.
makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1
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A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Dennyβs thereafter is purely optional.
This morningβs full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.