A member of the Metaliban, someone who is fundamentalist about metal music.
These people can often be seen sporting massive mullets/ponytails, horseshoe moustaches and Motorhead/Slayer/Iron Maiden T-Shirts.
In order to fully witness a fundametalist at work, try going to a gig where a "classic metal" band are headlining, with newer acts in support:
Fundametalist 1: Oh boy, we're gonna see Iron maiden for the 10,000th time!
Fundametalist 2: Yeah, but we have to sit through that shitty act Lamb of God.
Both: Derisory Snorting
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