funkey town

A shock video on the internet in which a person is being tortured by some cartel members, while the song, Funkey Town is being played in the background. The cartel members have flayed all his skin, his head has been cut off, and somehow he is kept alive. It is one of the most disturbing gore videos on the internet.

YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK UP FUNKEY TOWN GORE ON THE INTERNET!

Funkey

A Mattel toy sold at Toys-R-Us in the late 2000s which used small plastic figures plugged into a base station to unlock different parts of a single-player PC game for Windows Vista and XP. Now it exists as lost media as most of the remaining information is product info relating to part numbers, date of implementation, and minimum system requirements.

To refer to someone as a funkey is synonymous with the new de-facto Afghani government.

“Damn funkeys took over the Afghani government.” -Dababy