Furio

Furio is a nice man. He is homophobic, but makes funny jokes. He has a hot sister, and he is tall and handsome.

Me: Omg Furio looked at me.
Person: Legend says that you're the luckiest person in the world.

Furio

The legend has it that the bearers of these names should be the most powerful beings on earth. Furio stands for fire, awareness, mystical abilities and divine truths.

He is almost as furious as Furio!!

Furios

Adverb, to describe something as hardcore or with particular effort, without any regards to tense or context.

"he was working furios"
"because he needed to get all his laminating done, he had a good half hour of laminating furios"

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Furios

Furious.

well I actually meant to write furious but wrote furios and got roasted by my friends.

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Furios Jade

One who posseses a large quantity of anger and enragement. Easily angered and not to be messed with. This creature tends to like feeding from resources such as noodles and cheese and chive dips. Used to have a vague interest in the online roleplaying game known as 'Runescape' until she got bored and went out into the 'real' world. Currently stuck in a nursery with a sore toe.

Guy: Hi
Furios Jade: ROAR, don't fuck with me n00b
Guy: Uhh ok.. DOn't hurt me!
Furios Jade: It's too late for that.. You stole my pot noodle.

*pulls out magic short bow and specs guy with rune arrows*

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Furio fan

See Saggerpance, Dangerpants, Los Pantalones Peligro, Happy, Captain Pootie, etc...

Furio fan was a roboposting dick.

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Furio

Furio is the smartest person in the universe, even at the border of the Milky Way you won’t find somebody smarter. He is also a genuine person and you should be friend of him!

What’s your name?

Furio, what about yours?
If you are so smart guess mine…