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A fury wank is when you furiously jerk-off to alleviate the symptoms of extreme blue balls quickly in the bathroom when you realize the girl you're with in the house won't blow you, done as quickly as possible to make her think its only a massive piss or a quick shit
"Shit man, the fury wank I had to do last night was mad!"
"Sorry babe, just gotta bust a fury.. I mean, take a piss!"
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When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants
Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank