fuscilate

Multi-purpose verb. Used especially in place of bodily functions, but not limited to them.

1)Man, I'll be right back, I've really got to fuscilate
2)Oh, that smells terrible! Who fuscilated?!?!
3) You better shut up or I'm gonna come over there and fuscilate you!!
4) Hey, could you fuscilate my hockey stick, it's about to fall over.
5) The telephone pole screamed as the asteroid began to fuscilate. Darin was very angry!!