Futonic

A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.

Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."

Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"

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futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

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Futon

Jack plows on his futon whilst Poppin

On the futon imma give her that penis

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futoned

To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.

that dude just futoned my whole team!

futon

another word for an asian.

"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"

"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"

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Futoning

The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.

"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"

"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"

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Futon

the sitting furniture in your room/ dorm room where your friends can sit and hang out. Also, it is a make out spot for people as well.

Ashley: It was an intresting night last night.

Me: What happened?

Ashley: My roommate had sex with her boyfriend on the futon.

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