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The sound a person makes when quickly laying down on a couch after a long day.
After working back to back dubs I'm bout to fwomp on this couch .
1: The sound a jellyfish makes during reproduction.
2: A replacement for the word fuck.
1: The small children on the field trip were spooked by the fwomp made by the jellyfish.
2: What the fwomp are you doing? Motherfwomper! Oh, fwomp!
- Did you see those two totally fwomping in the corner?
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A fwomp is a situation in which one is dropping a deuce, but somehow manages to miss the water entirely, as the clump (The shit) hits the side of the toilet bowl.
Much to John's dismay, he took a fwomp.
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1. Fiction Writers of the Monterey Peninsula. A group of writers focused on writing fiction on the Monterey Peninsula in California. www.fwomp.com.
2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.
1. "That FWOMP group wrote Monterey Shorts 1 and 2, right?"
2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!
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Verb, To be unable to get an erection when having sexual relations with another person. Usually caused by alcohol (whiskey-dick) or just sheer nervousness. Can also be used in the plural form as fwomped.
Person 1: I had so much to drink last night, when I brought Shari back, I fwomped and was unable to fuck her.
Person 2: Dude, that sucks so much.
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1. An expression used to dictate something incredible.
2. Exclamation made at the climax of sektual arousal.
1. Shicka fwomp man! That guy just got gang raped!
2. Oh, oh, oh, ohhhh shicka fwomp!!!!!!!
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