gak

Speed, meth, twick, crank, methamphetamine, Desoxyephedrine.

Ack! we're out of gak.

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gak

Means 'Generelle Abkürzung' (General Abbreviation) in German and can therefore be used for literally EVERYTHING.

-I LOVE you!
-gak?
~~
-gak gak gak?
-gak!
-gaaaaaaak?
-gak gak!! (gak...)
~~
-Hello!
-gak

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gak

A popular Nickolodeon slime, available in many variations such as glow in the dark, speckled, cocoanut smelling, etc. Useful for making fart noises, grossing out friends or as sexual lubricant.

Sweetie, we ran out of KY gelly, go get some of your step daughter's Gak.

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gak

Slang term for the drug Crystal Methanphetamine, also known as: Speed, jab, ice, crank, dope, shard, wigg, sketch rock, tek.
A synthetic drug synthesized in 1887 by a German Chemist (L. Edeleano)

"He smoked so much gak he can't even blink, let alone fall asleep."
"I was so tired earlier this morning, but gak's got my back!"

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gak

Movie crew blanket terminology for any film items or equipment.

The Grips left all their gak on set again.

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gak

style, suave. sometimes used to describe cool people/things that are gay :)

girl 1: ooh, that jacket has such gak.
girl 2: yeah and the girl wearing it is queen gak
girl 1: the entire look is gakity gak gak

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gak

Similar to the slang word "cum" in that it functions as both a verb and a noun by describing both ejaculation and semen, respectively.

As a noun, it is inspired by the archaic Nickelodeon product, Gak. Thus its use is preferable if the load of semen is of a thicker consistency. On the other hand, if the load is of a watery, drippy consistency, then "squirt" is probably a better word.

As a verb, "gak" is obscure, which makes it handy for formal situations in which "bust a nut, cum, cream my jeans, blow my load," etc. would be considered socially unacceptable.

Rhymes with "clack," which is a slang word for carnal, aggressive, "balls-slapping-ass" sex. Thus, to "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own pleasure and ultimately, his ejaculation.

"I gakked in her hair once, and since I felt so badly I bought her some Gak."

"Oh God...I'm about to gak!"

"There's still gak all over your earlobe."

"A quick clack n' gak, and then I was out of there."

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