gaird

Gaird is a rare name, given to tall lads of the blessed variety. They have long, luscious, blond locks of gold that feel great to run your hands through. Generally speaking, Gaird’s are the most supreme intelligence in the world, every idea they have is automatically correct. Most of all, Gairds are unquestionably divine in nature, giving off a glorious golden glow that blinds and arouses all in their presence.

Average Straight Male: “Now I may be an average straight male, but I can’t deny that I’d love a taste or two of that hot Gaird bod.”
Gaird’s Girlfriend: “Skyler what the fuck”