garch

garch ghahrch - v. 1. To tack something on to the end of a speech in order to make it seem better.

2. To staple something to one's face, usually tuna. 

Coined by wheezywaiter, defined by nerothewizard

1 "His horrible wedding toast only became worse when he garched some quip about finding five dollars."

2 "I garched a whole can of chunk light, and minutes later I was surrounded by angry cats."

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garch

Describes the perineum, or muscle and tissue between the sex organ and the anus. Also known as the taint.

"The dog is snargling her "garch" ,again"

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garch

Oligarch, pejorative

Donald Trump isn't a garch... he's a tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon that's puppeted by garchs.

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garch

A word my friend Chaelon made up. It is somewhat self-descriptive I think. It means "bad", "ugly", "unpleasant", "gross"

If describing someones hair, the conjugation is "lanch"

"Damn, that dudes acne was really garch!"

"This 3 day old pizza is getting really garch"

"I forgot to comb my hair today and it is looking rather lanch"

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Pulling a Garch

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.