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Garden hoe

A Mexican hooker.

For $60, that garden hoe will suck your cock and then mow your lawn.

by Lynching director February 26, 2015

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Garden Hoe

Vegan Slut!

That girl is too skinny!
Bet she one of them Garden Hoe's that don't eat Meat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo November 2, 2019

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garden hoe

a particularly gracious bitch who waters your plants

Big Rod: Hey so how is that new bitch you picked up in the projects

Gamble: She's great. Luckily she turned out to be a garden hoe

by SPANKLING January 26, 2011

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Garden Hoe

A woman whom of which prefers to have sex in a garden rather than in a house on any other types of surfaces.

James: Dude, this new chick I've been dating is a real garden hoe.
Sam: That sucks bro.

James: I know, I got thorns on my junk when we were doing it by the rose bushes.

by Urban slayer August 5, 2014

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garden hoe

1. a girl that keeps her garden real nice and makes her seem like a nice girl but wen u walk in the house she acts like a hoe

2. a girl who dont shave her pussy but it aint as bad as a jungle its just a garden

3. smells like flowers or leaves wen ur doing her

'' dang girl u smell like a garden, u my garden hoe''

by hammy123 June 24, 2008

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hoe garden tool

A BITCH

U HOE GARDEN TOOL GET IN MY CAR

by SSIENDVSJ April 29, 2016

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garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"

Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!

by CampFetus September 20, 2017