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When you masturbate using your physic powers
I was gardevoiring when my mother came in and joined in
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A pokemon that is sexually made because of it's feminine looks
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A Pokemon with an unusually large fanbase thanks to it's feminine looks. Don't bother looking to hard, porn is everywhere.
"I think if I wanted any pokemon to be real, it'd be a gardevoir. They're loyal to their trainers, and know some good moves. And they're hot."
"You know there can be male gardevoir too, right?"
"Gross!"
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A Pokémon first introduced in Ruby and Sapphire; it has a giant fanbase due to its feminine appearance. However, some people neglect that fact that half of all Gardevoir are male. This can provide a bit of awkwardness. Luckily, Kirlia, Gardevoir's preevolution (and a feminine Pokémon in itself) can evolve into Gallade if it's male. Also, due to its appearance, Gardevoir hentai can be found in thousands of places on the Internet. If you can't find it, then you're a dumbass.
OP: /r/ rule 34 on gardevoir!!
Anonymous: We're not your fucking search engine.
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A pokemon known as a waifu due to its womanly appearance.
A: Why do you have a frikkin Gardevoir waifu pillow?
B: Nani!?
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A Pokemon with the most NSFW content on The Internet, which is able to be both female and male. Yeah, half of them are traps.
Person 1: Ya'll need to understand that half of all Gardevoirs are male
Person 2: Hee Hoo Hee Hoo NSFW
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Gardevoir is a fairy/Psychic type Pokémon which evolves from a Kirlia when it reaches level 30. Prior to Generation VI, it was a pure Psychic-type Pokémon. It can Mega Evolve into Mega Gardevoir using the Gardevoirite.
Gardevoir may be a combination of garde (French for guard) and devoir (French for duty). It may also be a combination of garder (French verb for to keep) and voir (French verb for to see), reflected in its Pokédex data, which explains how Gardevoir will protect its Trainer even at the cost of its own life and that Gardevoir has the ability to see into the future.
“Do you have a Gardevoir on your team?”
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