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gargler

An employee that takes arse kissing the boss to the next level. It involves the Manager squatting over the mouth of an employee and the employee gargling the superiors’ haemorrhoids. This is done within a workplace setting to create favour with the person in charge.

"My God! Every time it come to overtime she becomes such a gargler!"

John used to be an arse kisser, but since the promotion was announced he is a gargler.

Jill never stands up for her own beliefs at work; she is a gargler and does whatever she is told.

An extreme case of arse kissing.

by Aidan & Sylvia May 7, 2006

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


spunk gargler

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

by Nick T W January 30, 2008


Fuckjuice Gargler

1) An extreme slang term for gay, or someone who gargles with the combined juices from sex.

2)A phrase used by Puppy from Retarded Animal Babies calling Bunny a fag.

What's your problem now, Fuckjuice Gargler? Did you just realize how gay you are?

by Flaminsane January 1, 2010

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Lard gargler

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.

"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"

by AllyLeAnne October 22, 2009


goo gargler

A person who performs oral sex on a man & swallows
the semen when he ejaculates.

I've heard rumor's that she's a real goo gargler!
That way, she be a little slut, but still claim she's a virgin because her virginity is intact.

by L Rocker June 6, 2006


plum gargler

one who gargles plums, ie gargling balls or testicles. One must make the gargling sound whilst gargling.

usually people who perform such acts are of low quality.

that guy is a bit of a plum gargler, he likes the balls in his mouth.

by mother flip August 30, 2014


Sack Gargler

A Teabagger who has swallowed the Tea Party ideology, has no knowledge of the Tea Party platform, and just parrots right wing, mostly false talking points

Did you hear that sack gargler falsely mention that Obama had raised your taxes?

by nugzstradamus November 8, 2010

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