Gari

A type of human characterized by a perpetual state of gaiety and being incapable of feeling genuine hatred. Garis are typically allergic to most foods, but, of course, are not at all allergic to friendship. Garis tend to scorn dating but are one of the most attractive and spicy subspecies of homo sapiens.

She was distraught but then she Garied and instantly looked and felt better.

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Gari

Gari is a crisp and crunchy West African food made from grated fresh cassava with the excess liquid dried out. It can be eaten with Shito or mixed with sugar, smoked peanuts and milk to make soakings. Gari has saved more lives in West Africa than doctors have.

Outman: I am starving.
Einstein: You can eat the Gari in my chop box.

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Gari

Gari, aka Hari, is the name given to any human remotely resembling a garden gnome. Common features of a Hari are prominent teeth, dirty panties and opinions that rarely affect the outcome of any situation. Recent investigations have shown another diagnostic feature of a Gari to be his commonly used phrase... 'here, drink this'. Gari's are often prevalent in areas of dense garden foliage, outside cinema toilets brandishing a lethal pair of soiled underwear and occasionally peering through the gates of playgrounds.

"Ahhh man...i think i just Gari'd my pants"

"I really feel like honking someone...anyone up for a Gari?"

"Welcome to Hari's House of Men!"

"Hey guys...my garden is really boring....is there anything i can buy to liven it up?"
"Buy a Gari!"

"Stupid Gari!"

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Gari

Small and Elf like

Yo Yo u aint Lord of da rings, you just GARI

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Gari

Small and Clumsy

That brother is gari

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Gary gary

How to describe a perfectly rolled joint.

You: "Mate that joints a total gary gary!"

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On The Garys

When you have done something so stupid, that the only reason for you doing so can be that you have infact taken pills.

Dolan: "AY STE!"

Ste: "What?"

Dolan: "WITH A HAIRCUT LIKE THAT YOU MUST BE ON THE GARYS LAD!"

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