gary hole

A special space located within the “Stacks” section of the campus library in which there exists a small open hole in one of the shelves in which an erect penis can be anonymously shoved and serviced. Similar to the infamous glory hole.

Gary: Hey bub, it's about time we go to the stacks and "shelf read".

Unsuspecting young male hourly worker: Oh.. uh... Ok boss.

Gary: Mmmhmmm

Gary (to self): I hope the gary hole is ready for some schweet actions.

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