Gayppuccino

The green matcha cappuccino thing that your wife likes to drink. Looks gay as shit and kind of like Shrek's swamp.

1. I just had a gayppuccino with my wife's son. It was delicious!

2. I could punch a nazi for a gayppuccino right now.

3. Honey, could you please make me a gayppuccino? I still have to do my hair before my date with Logan, I don't want to be late. Oh and please vacuum the floors while I'm gone. Nooo, I won't have sex with Logan in OUR bedroom, are you crazy? Logan booked a hotel room for me and him. Wish me luck, I love you, bye.