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a male horse whose had it's nuts cut off using the "barbed wire" method.
Emerson is a gelding
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Geld weld refers to semen that dries on the tip of one's dick after ejaculation that later causes an erratic stream of urine. Walls, floors, shower curtains, and other unintended targets are often showered in the process. Geld is the German word for money and in this instance refers to a money shot.
In the movie 'Me, Myself, and Irene,' Jim Carrey's character gets a geld weld after a night of sex and hilariously pisses all over the bathroom.
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an ironic take on "gilding the lily"
meaning castrating ie sabotaging something when a state of near perfection has been achieved;
subverting a successful enterprise
We established a social network to encourage creative expression of ideas, then we "gelded the lily" by imposing rules when the discussion was starting to heat up.
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A man who doesn't have any kids.
That boy should be on the gelding truck. He has no children.