Genieous

Like any traditional genie, this genie grants you three or more wishes. However, this genie has a PhD in whale biology, so he can advise on wise choices for your wishes! Always hope for a genieous to come out of that damn lamp!

Ashton: "I want three busty babes"
Genieous: "Why not have all of them? I AM a genie"
Ashton: "Never leave me"