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Someone who is a governer because he is too douche bag like to win an election truthfully. He has very little understanding of the english language and the US constitution. What brain power he does posses is the ability to fuck shit up. According to Robert Wuhl, he is a desendant of another shitty president, Franklin Pierce. To get to the point, he was the load his mom was supposed to swallow. Disgusting, but true.
George "W" Bush. Thats all you need to know. Literally.
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Became 43rd President of the USA through a coup d'etat by colluding with his brother Jeb, Governor of Florida, to wipe black voters from voter registration roles.
Somehow graduated from Yale by binge drinking and was magically accepted into Harvard BUSINESS School with C- grades.
Took business degree and quickly ran three oil companies into the ground. Bailed out each time by Saudi Arabian sheiks, to whom he is now an oilbitch.
Only known cokehead President.
George "W" Bush is the first President ever elected without actually being elected or being able to speak the English language.
I believe that my 4 year old is smarter than George "W" Bush.
I believe my 4 year old monkey is smarter than George "W" Bush.
George "W" Bush didn't need an education, why do I?
When asked for an opinion on a matter of national security, George "W" Bush replied, "I don't know, ask Cheney."
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Jorge Duba Bush
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Noun; America's asshole.
Adjective; The asshole of America.
Synonym; dumb fuck, Constitutional rapist.
"I wrapped The Constitution around my pecker and fucked it, therefore I am George "W" Bush!" "Thanks to my policies the world hates America!"
As George "W" Bush left the White House, he prayed to the good Lord that the door wouldn't hit his ass on the way out.
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One of the most retarded presidents in American history. Went to school and tried to become a master locksmith but was too stupid and his dad paid off his teachers.
I'm George "W" Bush and I'm a fucking faggot.
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A dumbass that was elected president by the American people twice. How did this happen? I don't know. Without a doubt he is the worst president the US has ever had.
Because of George "W" Bush I have to pay so much damn money for gas.
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Speaking of last guys being idiots...I am not so sure that there is a "d" in the word "college."
Also, Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. If you are not familiar, that means he very well may have been this country's most educated President. Carefull who you try to call a dumbass when you can't even spell "college."
Oh, and lastly; this is what George "W" Bush says about him on the whitehouse.gov site:
"During the administration of William Jefferson Clinton, the U.S. enjoyed more peace and economic well being than at any time in its history. He was the first Democratic president since Franklin D. Roosevelt to win a second term. He could point to the lowest unemployment rate in modern times, the lowest inflation in 30 years, the highest home ownership in the country's history, dropping crime rates in many places, and reduced welfare rolls. He proposed the first balanced budget in decades and achieved a budget surplus."
Suck it whore.
That guy wreaks of gay sex like George "W" Bush in at the bath house.
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A man who does what he believes is right. One who sticks with his policies, does not change on a whim, just so he can win a popularity contest (unlike John Kerry). Tells the truth to the American people and is one of the few people in a position to defend this country, which he has done honorably. Went to Yale, and recieved an MBA from Harvard. Has a lovely wife, Laura Bush. Would have been ridiculed if he hadn't gone into Iraq anyway. The first president who has had to, for the first time, deal with an American society clearly showing the signs of decay. For example, the endless anti-Bush, Bush-hater spin that people employ, which has no factual basis and is clearly is rampant disregard for analysis and respect for the office of the presidency. President Bush will be critizied if he destroys Irans nuclear facilities, or will be critizied in the future (after a Nuclear War/WW3) for not hitting the Iran's nuclear facilities. It really doesn't matter what he does, the democrats/liberals will still deface him, for they have nothing better to do. Good luck people.
President George "W" Bush was right in the fact that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction, for it is quite obvious that they were shipped to Syria before the U.S. led Coalition invasion.
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