get balled

What you say when someone does something that merits a severe balling.

Teacher: "Now don't forget, tomorrow we have a test on natural logarithms."
Student: "Aw, get balled!"

Person 1: "I got you a burrito from Taco Cabana, but then I ate it because I'm an asshole."
Person 2: "Get balled!"

Dad: "Happy birthday! I farted on your cake."
Son: "Get balled!"

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Get These Balls

This phrase was first made popular by LL Cool J when interviewed on the Jason Ellis show on Satellite Radio. LL Cool J constantly repeated the phrase "Get These Balls" during the interview primarily as a rebuttal since he didn’t understand Ellis’ humor and felt threatened.

"Yeahhh, Yeahhh, Yeahh, Get These Balls," responds LL Cool J

LL: dude you probably got some assless pants, you're gay
Ellis: What are you doing?
LL: Holding my balls.
Ellis: What?
LL: Get These Balls, You Mutt!

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Get The Ball Rolling

1. (idiom) To get something started

2. Get it started with your partner

Joe: Oh my girl, Jen, she's so amazing bro

Justin: Yea, well you better "Get The Ball Rolling" with her under the bleachers before she leaves you.

Joe: .......

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Get The Ball Rolling

Originating from a dumbshit comment posted by stupid fucking Clyde on the Facebook page "DADoEM", "Getting the ball rolling" is the action of liking your own status/comment in order to take advantage of the natural, learned psycological reaction of avid social media users to "like" a post if there are already existing likes present.

"Wow, my comment has no likes just yet...hrmmm, time to get the ball rolling, fam"

"Remember guys
Get that ball rolling!!

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Get some balls

A response to someone who says something that indicates that they are lacking in self esteem.

1.
Girl 1. I feel like he doesn't like me anymore! What'd I do wrong?
Girl 2. He still likes you. Get some balls.

2.

Girl 1. He said I'm cute. Aww, I don't feel cute.
Girl 2. Get some balls.

3.
Girl. You are funny when you talk.
Boy. No. I'm retarded.
Girl. Get some balls.

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To Get on the Ball

This amusing little phrase says that someone needs to improve something.

Your work is so sloppy. Get on the ball!
Tom has been too lazy. He needs to get on the ball.

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Get your BALLS ON !!

To get up the courage to do something U R scared to do.

Hey kid..if you're gonna surf RINCON, you better GET YOUR BALLS ON !!!!

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