get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

Getting dicked

When one receives the male fallace in a sexual manner.

Group of Fuck Boys are on a night out after a Cheeky Nando's, and they see a fine piece of meat in the club.

Fuck Boy #1: 'I'd destroy that lesser female!'
Fuck Boy #2: 'She's getting dicked tonight!'

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Get Dicked

To be penetrated by a male sex organ. Can be used as a retort. Similar to "Get Fucked".

Alex: Your an asshole.
Shannon: Get Dicked.

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Getting Dick

When one gets access to a Dick for sexual activity such as Blowjobs, Handjobs, or sex

I didn’t have sex but I did get some dick last night
She was getting dick even tho they never had sex

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to get dicked

to get penetrated, to be fucked (especially in the ass), to get all kind of bashes

To get dicked:
- Hey, lads. I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore.
- Good old Ken's fucking found it for us. Cheers Ken! Always getting dicked, mate.

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get dicking

What Jaden is trying to do when she is waving down cars in the ghetto with her knee-high boots and busting out 48 EE tits.

Jaden was so sexually frustrated, she hit the talk button and said "I need to masturbate or get dicking NOW!"

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Getting dicked

When a person has sexual inter course, or is in the procces of it

Hey she's in there getting dicked right now

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