getzing

Fabricating or imbellishing a story(in an attempt to impress others and get laid) with details so far fetched that only someone far younger and more naive will beleive you. This is the beauty of getzing as it is intended to attract someone at least two years younger than you and at the tallest, 5 foot 4 inches.

Alex: So i totally exploded my lighter outside and it lit like half my pants on fire. That is actually how i invented shorts

Ryan: Really man, thats awesome

Conor: Dude, hes only getzing you

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Getz

The man, the myth the legend...

Getz is not emo.

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getz

getz. short for "ya get me"

eg.
mandem 1 "Dat gyls fine blud"
mandem 2 "Getz"

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Getz

The best history teacher ever.

Getz was so cool. I can't believe that nazi Watson fired him.

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getzinger

1. A verb used to describe a man that can make a woman orgasm more than ten times during sex.

2. When a woman cums more than 10 times in less than an hour.

Man: "So how'd last night go?"

Friend: "I fucking made her getzinger."

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