Ghettogator

Male origin; stealing grandmas car, thinking you want to do hoodrat things and NOT realizing that includes giving men oral sex, driving aimlessly around in your broke ass car with no window while thinking you are really tough and thumping gangster or hyphy music, wearing ridiculous clothing, i.e. anything spiderman when you are a grown ass man, mickey mouse gloves, clothing with glitter or sequin ( see also "gay"), living at grandmas house even after you stole her car. Usually broke ass black guys or white guys thinking they are broke ass black guys. Having guys in your crew named amphibous creatures, i.e. turtle

Because we out like ghettogators doing hoodrat things. Except sucking weiners.

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ghettogging

To get an authentic viewing of ghettogging (pronounced: ge-tog-ing) one must venture deep into an urban landscape. A rare spectacle in the past, yet becoming increasingly more common, ghettogging is when a man goes from waddling to running with his pants slung down near his knees.

On a sketchy corner, at dusk, a group of men headed by 'son' were completing the days transactions when a multitude of officers of the law descended upon the corner brandishing weapons. Despite their braggadaccio attitudes, every truant quickly turned and ghettogged in every direction. No match for the officers' quick pace, the true religion jeans, enormous sequined skull belt buckles and obvious boxers hampered the truants ghettogging to the point of arrest.