gilan

1. a type of lasagna that suits white pants very well
2. a type of panther that likes to eat bread and diet coke
3. a girl who goes to sage hill and i vant to push heeerr ooffff zeeee rawf
4. a person who likes to bongie fonger

1. I got gilan all over my new white pants!
2. crikey! look at how much that gilan likes to eat those wild bagels!
3. ohh there goes gilan off the roof!
4. gilan! not in front of the muffins!

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gilan

“Intelligence,” to them, means the ability to formulate the most unpopular opinion possible. If they were white sheep, they’d dye their wool black just to prove a point. They are destined to live their lives in direct opposition to the current world. In fact, they are world-builders. An entire universe exists in their heads, and this universe adheres to its own set of logic that doesn’t map onto reality. They are not liars. They are utopians. They are not cold. They are rational. To them, emotions are just holes in their idealistic vessels. Why succumb to sensitivity when there is so much knowledge to acquire, so many problems to be solved, worlds to invent?

he's a gilan lately.
they are releasing a gilan out of him

Gilan's penis

It's over 9000!!

Guy1: Dude, did you see Gilan's penis?
Guy2: YEAH IT'S OVER 9000!
Guy1: :o

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Gilan

A chin that resembles a buttock

That guy has a gilan on his face