Gimbal

A Fabulous piece of precision engineering found along side a mystical man with glasses... we call him 'Ben' or 'Ladiesman295'

*Viewer discretion is Gimbal*

"oh dear its Ben and his pet Gimbal"

Lady 1: "Oh wow have you seen that guy over there"
Lady 2 "Ugh Yes its ben and his Gimbal"
Lady 1 "Thats a piece of me"
Lady 1 *Faints*

gimbal

The dangly bits usually found between the legs of a male pirate!

Yarrr Slice 'em frm Gizzard to Gimbal lads!

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Grate the gimbal

To stroke ones penis between the cheeks of your boyfriend’s arse without penetration

I couldn’t wait to tell the blokes at work about my skills to grate the gimbal. I rode my boyfriend’s ass, slicing through his slimy cheeks till I blew up his back

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gimbal lock

a signature move of graphics programmers where the lock your nuts with the back of their knee.

say that the nuts form a right triangle ABC with the back of the programmer's knee, with angle ACB=90°. Consider angle BAC. tan(BAC) = BC/AC, but BAC is less than 90°. To increase the painfulness, the programmer can make angle BAC closer and closer to 90 degrees by increasing the length of BC, therefore squeezing the nuts more and more. But as we keep doing this, AC stays the same so the ratio BC/AC gets infinitely large, as does the pain in the nuts. So tan(90°) has no geometric meaning. Two legs of the programmer become infinitely long and never meet one another.

damn son, that kid put the nasty gimbal lock on me at the E3 hotel party

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Gimbal your chicken

You come into my house?
Suck my d!ck?
Call me gay?

To describe that sequence of events

I will gimbal your chicken bro

Gimbal

In a state of being overly reliant on technology, especially apps and social media. More specifically pertains to an action which could have damn well otherwise been done in person, IRL.
Usually used in the pejorative,

as an insult. Originates from the cringe factor of the "selfie stick" which is a type of camera gimbal, or the analogy of the gimbal as a stabilizing device, as to a person who without technology would be useless. Technology is stabalizing thier ineffectual and pussified basic bitch existence. Synonyms, Yassified. (Colloquial slang first heard/ introduced in New York)

The following actions are for gimbal ass little bitch birds:

-Face filters,bitch you don't look like that.

Posting food that you ordered from Uber eats/ Grub hub, on your social media profile.

The phrase "this is giving... ______"

So gimbal that the adjective is the noun.

Your gimbal ass Samsung toilet bowl has wifi , will play your lame ass "ambient hip hop" spotify Playlist and will notify you when you run out of TP. Better yet no it has three flying chrome seashells.

Your Tinder/ Grindr date gave you

"The Ickz" because he gave you flowers on the first date and you posted a capcut video about it but didn't actually speak. This gimbal ass little strawberry just shook her head and pointed to the caption. Got 70k views in 5 minutes.

You used Crispr to genetically edit your child's eye color, in utero.

When scientists use deep language modeling ai to figure out the secret language of Indonesian fruit bats.

When footage from people's ring doorbell camera is used on the 6pm news.

You got married to a factory refurbished hyper realistic Japanese sex robot. Cringersons.

... You get the idea. Don't you be a gimbal ass little bitch bird.