To gimmel somebody is to slap somebody in the face repeatedly with an at least half erected penis.
John: What are you gonna do today?
Thomas: Gotta gimmel Hans, he stole my Textbook!
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n. Another word for schlong
Often used in presence of kids
Look, I can see this guy's gimmel through his pants!
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A male who thinks the world owes him everything, but is doomed to never receive payment because of his entitlement. Although always coming in third, the Gimmel male feels like he deserved first and was robbed of his achievement. Similar to the Omega male, the Gimmel male has opted out of society, not due to apathy, but pure bitterness and feelings of being deceived, taken advantage, or deprived of the things he deserves.
Ryan was not selected for the job but was a close third in the selection process. Brad received the job offer and most people congratulated him, however, due to his Gimmel Male tendencies, Ryan feels that this job offer was taken from him.