girst

/Gərst/
noun: Desire, greed, obsession, or lust for girth, characterized by over eagerness or obsessiveness that is obvious to everyone around you.

Origin: First used and popularized at about 4AM during a lengthy daily stream in the twitch chat of girthy italian political twitch streamer mythicpolitics by the fellow politics/music streamer tofugh0st

Though Stanley claimed to have "zero-girst", everyone knew of their girsts for certain lead facilitators. Though it is true that they have not yet exhibited true acts of "girst", the potential girst building up inside them was yet to be converted into kinetic girst.