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To be gisked, gisking or to giske (å giske/gisker/gisket/ har gisket, in Norwegian) is to be sexually assaulted by a political leader or megalomaniac, often at a political meetup or a job related event with alcohol involved. To giske is to use your political power or power in society to get sexuall satisfaction by harrassing others that are subordinate to you.
Person 1: “I was Gisked last night!”
Person 2: “Oh you should report it to your leader, did he shove his tongue down your throat or was it just a finger in the bum?”
The Flap Of Skin Between A Womans Vagina And Ass Hole. The Female Gouche.
"Ah Shit I Got Kicked In The Gisk".
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A hard deadline to accomplish a task or make a decision, primarily for a politician, forced upon by several auditors independent of political orientation. Despite the last property, most of the auditors are hardcore feminists. Failure to comply will most likely cause the disruption of political influence and general distrust of the arbiter.
The result or outcome of the decision or task is expected to be in favour of the auditors.
Etmyology: from the Norwegian politician Trond Giske who allegedly sexually harassed several female co politicians and who is subject for exclusions by the leadership of the Norwegian Labour Party.
"The Giske deadline is tomorrow at noon. If you don't comply or we don't like the result, be prepared for Bedlam"
Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.
Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)
The art of gisking your trond.
Oh shit, I gisked my trond! Oh fuck!
I just found out how to do a trond giske.
Sexually harrasing young females within your own political party. Using your position of power to do so.
The prime minister is gisking around. I feel like he wanted to giske me
A Grinch scamming company who likes to prey on the souls of mothers wanting to bring magic to their children on Christmas.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Giske Network … stink… stank… stunk!!!!