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To audibly release flatulence while speaking without overt acknowledgement or pause
A fart heard around the world: President Donald Trump's personal attorney giulianied twice during a 2020 election hearing aired live on C-Span.
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To destroy one's reputation for the guy who got you there.
My brah cheated on my best friend and asked me to giuliani for him. She hates me now
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A term used to describe what can only be compared to a total train wreck.
Hey bro, how's life?
Horrible, gone straight in the toilet, my life went full on giuliani.
giuliani - verb int ., to flatulate audibly during legal testimony
During formal testimony, the lead attorney giuliani-ed, as black transmission fluid leaked from his skull.
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to butt or pocket dial someone
"did you call me" "nah, man, i must have Giulianied you"
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To sodomize with a plunger. Usually appears as part of the phrase "It's Giuliani time!"
Originates with a 1997 incident in which several New York City police officers sodomized Haitian immigrant Abner Louima with a plunger in the bathroom of the 70th Precinct station house.
One of the officers was claimed to have uttered "It's Giuliani time!" during the assault, referring to the mayor of New York at that time, Rudy Giuliani. The claim was later retracted, but the phrase stills finds use as a reminder of Mayor Giuliani's morally questionable approach to crime in New York.
"As my girlfriend held up a plunger and declared 'It's Giuliani time', I wondered if my health insurance would cover the surgery required to repair my colon."
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The inadvertent confession of a crime via an unprovoked denial.
For instance when Donald Trump's lawyer Rudy Guiliani let it slip on 7/30/2018 on CNN that there was a strategizing meeting to get incriminating information on Hillary Clinton two days prior to meeting with Russian nationals.
Then Giuliani said he had heard from reporters that Cohen is saying there was a meeting before the Trump Tower meeting, with several Trump aides, about “the strategy of the meeting with the Russians.” He told CNN (emphasis added):
"... Cohen also now says that — he says too much — that two days before he was participating in a meeting with roughly the same group of people — but not the president, definitely not the president — in which they were talking about the strategy of the meeting with the Russians. The people in that meeting deny it. The people who we’ve been able to interview. The people we’ve not been able to interview have never said that about that meeting."
-Vox news
Police officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Drunk driver to police officer: "Officer, I went to the second bar but I didn't have a single drink. Not a single one!"
Passenger: "Nice Giuliani!"
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