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The name for hipsters who wear beanies that somehow levitate above their heads.
At a gig:
'Fuck. I can barely see the band over the heads of all the gnomies in the crowd.'
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The best kind of friend because they know you are completely insane for believing in garden gnomes, but loves you anyway. Oh, and they believe too.
random person:What would you call the best people you now?
The answer:My Gnomies
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Friends (Homies) who are unusually short OR your younger sibling
"What are you doing today?"
"Chilling with my gnomies"
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A person that is like a good friend but is short. Sometimes wears a sweatshirt that has a pointy hood.
"What's up my gnomie?!
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Typically a gnomie can be found chilling with his other gnomies. Can also be found stealing rocks from yards, passed out on a bathroom floor, tipping taxi drivers $1 on a $20 ride, etc. A gnomie will NOT be found in Portland.
Q: What are you doing tonight?
A: Going to chill with my gnomie (s).
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a bffl that you met like three days prior to the establishment of gnomie-hood.
yo nigguh we gnomies already we met at the party last week
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n.
1. A lawn gnome wearing excessive bling.
2. An African-American lawn gnome.
American rap artist T-Pain is said to have multiple gnomies in his lawn.
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