go for two

The split-second decision made when entering the bathroom to pee but going to the stall instead. Often a good call.

What took so long, bro? Just wanted to piss but decided to go for two

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going for two

"going for two" plays off the use of the football phrase: ie going for the more risky two point conversion, instead of settling for the extra point.

:Encompasses a situation of sexual innuendo, in which it is believed that two people have been alone in private for so long that, not only are they committing some sort of sexual act, but have decided to press their luck and attempt to undertake 2 of such acts within the limited time they had together, before they eventually are interrupted or forced to return.

-Megan and Chris have been gone for way too long... they must be going for two
- Is it safe to go back to the room yet, or do you think they're going for two?

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go number two

To poop.
Mostly used by kids.

- Mom, I gotta go number two.

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go two's

When two people share a cigarette or spliff using the 'puff puff pass' method

Damn i've only got only cigarette left, lets go two's on it

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Who's go two thumbs?

Short version of a phrase made popular on the TV show "Scrubs":
"Who's got two thumbs and don't give a shit? Me, Bob Kelso!"

When someone tells you something you don't care about, you say, "Who's go two thumbs?"

If something not very important is made into a 'big deal', you can say: "Who's got two thumbs?"

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Let's go I'm a two ton slayer

Let's go I'm a two slayer is a popular term from the song Cancelled by Shnilsi Music.

"Let's go"
"I'm a two ton slayer!"

"We won! Let's go I'm a two ton slayer!"

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