go to bread

Go to bed. From The Simpsons episode My Sister, My Sitter. Lisa is babysitting Bart and tells him to go to bed, but soon finds Bart eating bread in the kitchen claiming he thought she said "Go to bread".

Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.

Lisa: (clenching her teeth) I said, go to bed!

Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.

Lisa: B-E-D! BED!

Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!

Lisa: (growls) (twitches her eye)

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going with the bread

Making a life decision based upon where you feel your bread is best buttered. Making a choice that is the most beneficial to oneself. Choosing the best path.

"Yo man why did you drop Diana and hook up with Felicia"?
"Man, Diana never cooked. Felecia stays in the kitchen. I had to go with the bread man I had to go with the bread".

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