god poon

The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.

*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers

"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"

"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself

poons god

The end result if you turn "Snoop Dog" backwards in a certain way.

"Oh my god, am I the only one to notice that snoop dog turned backwards in a certain way spells poons god?!"

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poon god

Someone who poons all the pu$$y. They get all the girls any age because they are a POON GOD

Yo I got alexa last night, call me richard rabbit the poon god.

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God Damn Poon Platter

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.

Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)