God-knows-where

Place where some tweaked ass grandmas get their grandkids stuff.

This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story

Lil Kevin's mother told him "God-Knows-Where she got it" but to thank grandma,who smells like moth balls, for the kitty sweater she searched so hard for because she knew it was exactly what he wanted.

Inside poor Kevin's little head "Visions of kicking grandmas dumbass danced in his head"

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God-knows-where-land

Use this word, when you want to name a completely random unspecified place from anywhere on the Earth, which is most likely far away from the place you are currently at.

Me: "Dude, my postal servcice just told me they mixed up my package and sent it to somoene else, but they cannot find out to who!"
My friend: "Damn, that sucks! Where do you think the package is now?"
Me: "I don't know. It's probably far away in God-knows-where-land by now."