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n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.
I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.
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When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)
It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!
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When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church
Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying
'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'
-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH
-Leafyishere
-Keemstar
-Jake Paul
-Pewdiepie
-Ricegum
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A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.
Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.
Pewdiepie made is sound better
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A word made by Jake Paul, commonly rhymed with "Merch"
It has no meaning, just "god church"
Example 1
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"
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What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.
"And it's selling like a god church." - YouTube idiot 2k17
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A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded
jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch