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going caveman

The act of not wiping your ass after you get done taking a shit.

"Shit there's no toilet paper. Looks like I'm going caveman."

by Chocolate Custard April 4, 2009

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Go Caveman

The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.

1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.

2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.

3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.

by TheFlashSimiValley December 28, 2016

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Going Caveman

The act of becoming extremely unmotivated in your appearance after smoking lots of weed. This usually includes but is not limited to growing your hair out long and having a full beard.

Jimmy: "damn bro why you look like that"

Hernandez: "man i've been smoking so much I've just been Going Caveman"

Jimmy: " -__- Cut your fucking hair"

by @Real_KDeVante January 19, 2012

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Going Caveman

Verb.

Knocking someone out with a blunt object then having your way with them.

Jim: I read about that guy on the news...
Bob: What guy?
Jim: The guy who decided going caveman on prostitutes was a good idea if he dumped them in an alley way.
Bob: Oh. That guy. Me too.

by Jackass2011 August 9, 2011

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Go Caveman

the act of being so pissed off that you lose your shit and act like a caveman

to go caveman:joey had enough of derek and finally went caveman one night.he slammed his head in a car door,head butted him like 20 times on the ground then bit his cheek

by capt. caveman April 19, 2010

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