gonnaherpasyphilis

Go-nnah-hERpa-syph-ilis
Noun: A collection of STDs usually spread by something disgusting or gross. Often associated with prostitutes or the school hoe.

Man 1: *about to pick up something gross*
Man 2: "Hey, don't touch that! It probably has gonnaherpasyphilis on it!"
Man 1: "Yeah, you're right."

Two people walking down the street: *see a pretty lady walking down the street*
Person 1: "Hey, she's nice looking, huh?"
Person 2: "Naw, that's Mindy. Don't get close to her, she collects STDs."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she could probably open up a museum. I think she's got the Legendary Gonnaherpasyphilis!"
Person 1: "Damn... that's difficult to get."
Person 2: "Not if you hang around Mindy."