goobic

Of, by, for, pertaining to, or suggestive of goobs, goobers, nerds, geeks, etc. Lame. Wack. Uncool. Possible origin in Northern Virginia. Especially appropriate when efforts to be cool backfire.

That Bad Boy Club sticker is goobic as hell.

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Goobic

Adjective - used to describe anything that could be considered lame, nerdy or something a goober would do or create. Word was coined in the 1980's in Reston, VA by the most Goobic person I know.

Oh my goosh! That guy is sooooo goobic!

Soggy Goobic

A man named Guzik or a personnel of Guiziks size ( 5’ 4” 200-300lbs ) lays on the ground with their shirt up/ stomach exposed. Meanwhile a group of 3 or more men race to ejaculate on the guzik tummy. Last one to spread their seed proceeds to lick it all off!

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DISCLAIMER* Soggy Goobic doesn’t always need 3 or more people!! Soggy Goobic is also a sex position when done with 2 men!

Hey guys would you like to play soggy goobic?

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Get over here I wanna give you a soggy goobic!