gooface

a not-so-rare creature that has somehow managed to make itself unappealing to all 5 senses. their offenses include but are not limited to: greasy hair, greasy skin, an all around lack of personal hygiene, unsightly facial structure, unbecoming clothing, and a very long, very questionable list of sexual partners.

uma: "did you go home with that fuckin gooface from the bar last night?"

gunther: "nah man. bitch was the gooiest."

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gooface

what your mother was last night

she wanted a hot carl but what she really got,was a goo face.

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