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Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)
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Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"
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The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.
Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night
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A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.
Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."
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Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)
Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn
Goonmaxxing is the art of masturbation where one does it for twenty four hours everyday for an end result of an increased output of semen and length of manhood.
This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.
Oh my god bro! i have reached my 10002nd day of Goonmaxxing!
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Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.
when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing
Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.
when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing