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1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.
I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.
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One who's neural pathways have been irreperably damaged by exposure to hifg-decibel music
The bass player was such a gorlock he inserted the amplifier cord in his rectum
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a creature afraid of the Webster’s Dictionary — not to be confused with Pastafarian spaghetti monster
The Gorlock was an engineer — not an editor.
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A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.
Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.
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A transgender woman who is a "10" out of 10, super healthy, and a certified bad bitch.
Gorlock: Hi, I'm Gorlock The Destroyer. I'm 23 years old and I'm your certified bad bitch.
Brian: Certified Bad Bitch?
Gorlock: It's a lifestyle.
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An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
Lord Gorlock was originally the name for a toy in a commercial for Geico Insurance. He was then adopted by two boys of about thirteen who used him as the mascot for their most remarkable production company Lord Gorlock Productions® a subgroup of Ben carey Films®. They are responsible for some of the most astonishing skateboarding and public annoyance videos of the 21st century.
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