Got Yo Face

An exclamation after a male has just ejaculated onto a womans face.

Woman: Honey, you got my eyes!
Man: Your wrong, I Got Yo Face!

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pussy ain't got no face

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.

Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."

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got face on

Pissed off/angry with someone.
(a Sheffield UK expression)

"Forgot to get our lass a breadcake from the chippy, and now she's got face on wi me"

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Got Face?

A wik-ed Phrase made up by Dylan L. and Andrew L. ... Well Andrew thought it up, but Dylan uses it more :P
It's sole purpose is to confuse the HELL out of people.
It really is designed to make people say WHAT THE FUCK?!

"YO brothaaaaz!"
"Stfu Josh, you're not BLACK!"
"Yea josh, GOT FACE?"

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I got face

When your face is your best physical attribute as opposed to another part of your body (legs, ass, abs etc)

"Everyone talks about bitches with sexy bodies, but you know what bitch? I got face"

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You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

You are ugly

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

Got hit in the face with a coconut

Had a real kick-ass time.

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.

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