Random
Source Code
Random
Grahaming is named after Martha Graham, who developed her own unique style of modern dance. Graham technique frequently uses contractions, which require lots of core strength and control.
Grahaming is like planking, but for dancers. Instead of assuming the plank position, one would assume a position typical of Graham technique and then take a photo as proof.
As with planking, the more unusual or challenging the location, the more fun Grahaming will be.
Bob: What the hell are those people doing?
Amy: They're Grahaming. Look, one of them just fell into the fountain! She must have not had much core strength.
When someone force-shows you Instagram posts when you don't want to look. Then they continue to show you posts and expect you to laugh at every single one
Yo, Conrad won't stop grahaming me! He needs to chill out before I break his phone.
2👍 1👎
American origin: The act of grahaming is to not shower for days on while wearing a new or fresh set of clothes everyday.
Scents associated with grahaming are composed of B.O., sweat, moist but moldy gym socks, and rabbit ass.
Grahaming can be taken care of in two ways:
A) Scrub Party: Taking iron scrubbers and scrubbing the victim down (including genitalia) until fully clean or raw skin covers the entire body.
OR
B) Death: Self-explanitory.
Man #1 - Brother, that gentleman in aisle 4 has been grahaming for the past 12 weeks...
Man #2 - Shall we call the police?
Man #1 - Nay I say, we shall purchase iron scrubbers and have our annual Scrub Party!
Man #2 - Why are you talking so weird...?
3👍 3👎
A mentally unstable cinnamon roll who lives dogs and his psychiatrist Hannibal Lecter.
69👍 4👎
A person who is generally white. He is funny and chill most of the time but randomly rages and makes everyone laugh.
603👍 130👎
A Graham is a really good guy. Everybody wants to be around a Graham because he is so cool & so much fun. He can be a flirt, but can also be just a sweet friend. He can be a good Catholic boy, but also has a very fun, playful side. A Graham has many endearing qualities. He's captivating, intriguing, thoughtful, sweet, polite, kind, & caring. Many are drawn to his magnetic personality, boyish charm, & his sense of humor. A Graham is humble & modest. His shyness & unawareness of his effect on the ladies, is quite endearing. He has a sharp wit & sense of style. Grahams are extraordinary. They have a name that sounds cool & striking good looks. The ladies find it hard to resist a Graham with beautiful blue eyes, cute dimples, & a sweet, disarming smile, & a very sexy voice. If you're ever in the position to kiss a Graham, kiss him as much as you can! Everyone wants a Graham to be happy & have a great, full, successful life. If you are lucky enough to call a Graham yours, take very good care of him. You are truly blessed. A Graham is a very special & rare find.
I'll always be sweet on Graham.
Wow that Graham can grow some great facial hair! Who is this guy? He's making the other guys look bad.
Ugh...Graham is kicking my butt in this game! Is there anything he's not good at?
That Graham is one of a kind & an all around amazing guy.
Graham rocks!!!!!
504👍 111👎
They are strong and funny characters. Sensitive but will not let on to the fact. Mindlessly kind, pranksters to the end to ensure a great atmosphere. Young at heart and foolish sometimes with their faith in people. One of the most innovative, charismatic, intelligent creatures; their only downfalls is that they're prone to self doubt and easily frustrated. Overall, classed as genuine, loyal and enigmatic members of the western world.
You see that eloquent young speaker up there? Got a bit of the "graham" in him he has; class act all by himself.
309👍 75👎