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Grandmothered In

Used to describe the phenomenon where a middle aged or older man continues to stay with his wife despite the fact that if he were single, he wouldn’t give a second look to women his wife’s age. From the wife’s perspective, she has effectively become grandmothered in.

“I should have never left him. Sure he wasn't perfect, but now I’m stuck dating these viejos. I didn’t realize that I was grandmothered in.”

by funky ls September 3, 2010

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grandmother

any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old songs and obscure, off-color jokes. generally much cooler and less scary than one's actual mother.

be nice to your grandmother- or you'll wind up in hell.

by dagger_grrl February 21, 2004

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grandmother

Parent's mother.

My grandmother is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019


Grandmother

An amazing human being who will spoil you to bits

My grandmother always bakes cookies.

by gigglegirl28976 May 18, 2020

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grandmother

Description of warmth for a grandchild under five years old

wonderful weeks spent with my widdly-woo grandmother

by askgranny March 6, 2019

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cher's grandmother

A butt ugly man.

Man Mel's new boyfriend gone a Cher's grandmother!

by Dmarsha September 20, 2023

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Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

by Dwinter Glik May 29, 2018