Grape hugger

One whos sense of fashion revolves around the sole belief that the tighter the shorts, the better.

Derived from the visual aspect of the affair, from a bystanders point of view. The testicles become quite apparent, often resembling grapes. The shorts seem to 'hug' them, thus coining the term.

Friend 1:Did you see that cops bike shorts?
Friend 2:Hell yeah, what a grape hugger.
Both: HAHA!

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