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Lionel Messi
Not Cristiano Arrogant-penaldo
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)
Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Lionel Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."
Lionel Messi is the Greatest of All Time (GOAT). That is a fact. Stop trying then crying Penaldo fans.
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Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.
The Greatest Speech of All Time-
*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*
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The Beatles.
End of story. They totally defined rock music for the entire world and still remain influential and popular forty years after the fact. No other band could ever come close to their greatness.
John Lennon - rhythm guitar and vocals
Paul McCartney - bass guitar and vocals
George Harrison - lead guitar and vocals
Ringo Starr - drums and vocals
The Greatest Band of All Time's songs include:
A Hard Day's Night, Ticket to Ride, Eleanor Rigby, Blackbird, Yesterday, Yellow Submarine, Hey Jude, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, Come Together, Here Comes the Sun, and Let It Be
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someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot”
Owen is the greatest pussy of all time.
Led Zeppelin
Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, John Paul Jones
no words can describe them... they're that good
Stairway To Heaven, Kashmir, Communication Breakdown, Dazed And Confused, Houses Of The Holy, Trampled Under Foot, Over The Hills And Far Away, In My Time Of Dying, Black Dog, Whole Lotta Love, Ramble On, Rock & Roll, Since I've Been Loving You, Immigrant Song, When The Levee Breaks, Ramble On, Gallows Pole, Achilles Last Stand, Custard Pie, The Rover, No Quarter, Going To California, Misty Mountain Hop, The Ocean, The Lemon Song, What Is And What Should Never Be, Hey Hey What Can I Do.........songs by the greatest band of all time
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Rage Against the Machine. Enough said.
"He may be brave new contender for this relationship should he abandon his obedience to white liberal doctrine and nonviolence, and embrace black nationalism. Through counterintelligence it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralize them."
"Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite: all of which are American dreams."
"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
"Shackled our minds when we're left on the cross; When ignorance reigns, life is lost!"
"Wherever somebody's strugglin' for a place to stay, for a decent job or a helping hand. Wherever somebody's strugglin' to be free, look in their eyes ma, you'll see me!"
Poser talking about Rage Against the Machine: "Dude. Rage Against the Machine is the greatest band of all time. I love Killing in the Name and Bulls on Parade. I play them all the time on Guitar Hero and I think their DJ is so sick for the record scratching he can do."
Actual fan and activist: "You're such a fucking poser. Shut the fuck up and take a stand, that's what Rage is trying to convey in their music. By the way, you're a total fucking dipshit for thinking they have a DJ. Tom Morello is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, guitarists of all time and he does every single 'record scratch' and 'keyboard' solo on every single song. Although I do have to agree, they are the greatest band of all time."
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Alice in Chains, of course.
Layne Staley-vocals
Jerry Cantrell-guitar
Mike Inez-bass
Sean Kinney-drums
AiC is undisputedly the greatest band of all time. Listen to Rooster or Down in a Hole and tell me they don't rock this world.
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